Joining a Gym: Get Girls and an Alibi at Once

"Help her out and get a chance to touch her"

“Help her out and get a chance to touch her”


If you’re ready to get back on the dating market, then it’s time for you to tone up. You know it’s true, the ladies know it’s true, and it’s not a big deal. You know what you have to do. The only question is how you can pull it off without having your main woman get suspicious. Follow these tips and she won’t be any the wiser while you’re having the time of your life.

Use a Health Scare

You need a reason to start hitting the gym again. After all, who are you trying to impress? It’s one thing to say that you want to look sexy for her again, but the best way to get her on your side for joining a gym is to have a health “scare.” Go for a physical check up and see what the doctor can scrounge up. Maybe you’ve finally tipped the BMI into technically overweight. Maybe your doctor’s a little worried about your high blood pressure and thinks that if it gets worse he’ll have to think about maybe getting you some medication. If there’s anything at all that could even remotely be related to weight, spin that to your girlfriend. You don’t want your health to head down a slippery slope. You’re going to get back on track so that you can live to be eighty.

Set an Exercise Schedule and Stick to It

"Keep your workout and break sessions same as her"

“Keep your workout and break sessions same as her”


The best way to make your girlfriend think that you’re really just working out all the time is to make an exercise schedule and stick to it… in a manner of speaking. If you say that you’re going to be going to the gym from five to seven Monday, Wednesday, and Friday then you need to be out of the house from five to seven on those days. The time that you give yourself at the gym is also your time for dates, so make sure to give yourself plenty of time.

In addition to having time to hookup and have dates, you’re also actually going to be getting way more fit. Sure, you might start out by swimming laps for half an hour and then heading over to the sauna for a bake, but over time you’ll increase your swim time and start lifting weights instead of taking the world’s longest shower. You’re going to have to fill your time somehow, and it might as well be by turning into a buff stud.

Hit on Gym Members

Hitting on women at the gym might not feel like the best time, but if you can make an impression on a woman when she’s sweaty and sore and not feeling her sexiest than you’ve all but got it in the bag. Plus, you can figure out which women at the gym are actually losing the weight they came here to lose. If you invest a little kindness at the start, you can reap what you sow when she’s smoking hot and remembers that you were nice when she wasn’t.

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